Monday, January 27, 2014

Parental Abuse ( Australia / New Zealand)

Parental Abuse ( Australia / New Zealand)



Seeking to make awareness of the social disease of this 21st Century. Children who by words andactions daily abuse their parents, which for many destroys self worth and confidence. And generates the environment of alienation.

Slippery slope. . . Marriage 21st Century

An alternative view of this current 'political issue' Down-under.

At the civil registry: Tim and Jim Jones
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

At the civil registry: John Smith, Jane James, Roberto Greene and June Johnson
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Roberto Greene, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Roberto, Jane loves me and June, June loves Roberto and Jane, and Roberto loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights!
The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
"All right, all right. Next."

At the civil registry: David Deets
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

At the civil registry: The Clerk

"That does it!? 

I quit!!? 

You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

Thanks to:John Fowler's email to the editor

time for every event

there is a time for every event under heaven.

You Are Loved by Your Parents and God

ITS REAL SIMPLE: 

Hebrews 12:8

Amplified Bible (AMP)
Now if you are exempt from correction and left without discipline in which all [of God’s children] share, then you are illegitimate offspring and not true sons [at all].

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Summary of Life (3)

SUCCESS:

At age 04 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . Having money.

At age 50 success is . . . Having money....

At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver’s license.

At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

Summary of Life (2)

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in
Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

Summary of Life (1)


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Relating

ONE WORD ESSAYS






Relating





May your troubles be less...
May your blessings be more...

May nothing but happiness come through your door!!

Caring

ONE WORD ESSAYS










Caring

May your troubles be less...
May your blessings be more...

May nothing but happiness come through your door!!

28 ONE WORD ESSAYS

ONE WORD ESSAYS











May your troubles be less...
May your blessings be more...

May nothing but happiness come through your door!!

Fruitful

ONE WORD ESSAYS






Fruitful





May your troubles be less...
May your blessings be more...

May nothing but happiness come through your door!!